2007-02-06 01:59:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OK everyone, before you get carried away with the thumbs down let us keep in mind this is a bit of light-hearted humor.
Seems to me Judaism must be a bagel for obvious reasons.
Greek Orthodox is pita bread, again for obvious reasons.
Catholicism is a chocolate donut, the most popular just based on sheer numbers. Maybe it has too much "stuff" on it for some tastes.
Episcopalian is a carob-covered donut, very close to chocolate but not quite the same.
Scientology is banana flavored coffee. What are these people thinking?
2007-02-06 03:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would suggest Krispy Kreme.
We are sometimes Krispy Kritters, but we are filled with the sweet Kreme of the Holy Spirit.
grace2u
2007-02-06 10:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by Theophilus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Churchianity would get the sugar quota, hands down, because it tastes sweet, but is not nutritious. I don't think true belief in YHVH can be classed as a donut, but it really is sweet, and doesn't just taste sweet!
2007-02-06 10:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by hasse_john 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lutheranism would be a plain old fashioned donut. No decorations, sprinkles or jelly.
2007-02-06 10:03:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheism would be a tasty bagel with a cream cheese spread of science and rationality.
2007-02-06 10:05:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋