Give me a funny jok of a daddy and his baby??? Help!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Question

I wanna funny jok!!!! ♥

Answer 1

here is a bit of black humour.
Dad asks his son:Son why dont you go outside to play basketball with your friends?
Son says:But dad I am in a wheelchair.
Dad says:I know I am just teasing you a bit.

Answer 2

not really for a baby, but.
Dad and son are walking through the park, and the son sees a pair of dogs going at it. He asks his Dad what they are doing. The dad, flustered, says, "oh, they're, they're, making a puppy!"
Happy with the response, the boy and his dad finish their walk. Later, the boy has a bad dream and runs to his parents room, only to find dad on top of mom...
He innocently asks, "what are you doing?"
Dad, remembering the walk in the park, says, "we're making a baby!"
The boy ponders this, and finally, smiling, says, "well, turn Mom over, I'd rather have a puppy..."

[insert laugh]

Answer 3

A baby was born so advanced in development he could talk.
He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked.
"Why, yes, I am," said the doctor.
The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during the birth."
He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?"
"Yes, dear, I am," said the mother beaming.
"Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said.
He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?"
"Yes, I am," his father proudly answered.
The baby motioned him closer, then poked him repeatedly on the forehead with his index finger. "Hurts, doesn't it!