How long before,
If man came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
How long before,
Why are you atheists in this section?
How long before,
Atheists what if your wrong, if I'm right I go to heaven.
2007-02-06 01:49:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Uh-Oh, get ready for the flood and I don't mean Noah's. Here come the Fundies..........AAAAHHHHHHH
Update: it would appear some people here have forgotten one of God's greatest gift was humour, unfortunate.
2007-02-06 01:59:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can we get some questions out of the way first thing? You know, like Garp buying a house right after a plane crashed into it. What are the odds of it happening again?
If evolution is only a theory ...?
Was your grandpa a monkey?
What is the difference between Christian and Catholic?
What is the difference between Sunni and Shia Muslims?
Yesterday we actually had a new one: What is the difference between Episcopal and Protestant?
Hopefully that is the end of that for the day!
2007-02-06 09:56:27 · answer #2 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've already seen one number 3 today but I'm still waiting for the daily simian question.
2007-02-06 09:52:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Atheists what if you're wrong?" has already been posted once today. "Why are there still monkeys?" should be next. I give it ten minutes.
2007-02-06 09:53:32 · answer #4 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As long as there are humans that fear uncertainty.
As long as there is greed and a desire to deceive.
As long as there is egotism.
But today? On my end? As long as I can hide my Y!A use on my desktop from my coworkers and boss.
2007-02-06 11:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by Cheshire Cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well its a mere 2 questions above this one.
2007-02-06 09:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot Pascal's Wager.
2007-02-06 09:52:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are a number of new kids on the block daily
2007-02-06 09:51:44 · answer #8 · answered by Sean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tsk tsk, you forgot to include "what trauma caused you to become an atheist," "if you are given proof of god, would you believe," "why do you bash christians."
2007-02-06 09:56:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Common sense questions will last until the foolish evolutionists start forcing their anti-God Bible bashing upon the rest of us....with illiterate Questions showing both immaturity and intolerance for those who know God ....
Does that answer your question?
2007-02-06 09:53:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋