10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
9. Mosquitoes get a buzz after attacking you.
8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
6. You can focus better with one eye closed.
5. You fall off the floor.
5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.
4. You haven't had a driver's license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
3. Roseanne looks good.
2. You don't recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.
1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up.
2007-02-06 01:43:51 · 20 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool,is there any reason why there are two number 5's?
2007-02-06 02:54:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
decent, too many floor, ground, earth comments. Real alcoholics like myself can drink gallons and only fall over once a night. Its just the rediculous comments and gestures that put people in this category, unless your 16 and drinkin for the first time., decent list though.
2007-02-06 01:50:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10. in case you seem to have two times as many associates with you as once you all started eating, no matter if or not they seem somewhat blurry. 9. in case your footwear scent of p*ss yet you do not keep in recommendations utilising the pub bathrooms. 8. in case your lady friend seems to have had a makeover interior the time because you all started eating, even although she hasn't left the bar. 7. in case you ask the ambulance team in the experience that they could drop you off on the kebab keep. 6. in case you go away a minimum of one dart sticking interior the massive variety '12' on the pub clock. 5. in case you stand on the bus end and attempt to hail a passing fireplace engine. 4. in case you ask your self why the condom device interior the bathrooms is now dispensing tampons. 3. in case you try to recommend to a woman interior the minicab place of work, even as mendacity on the floor. 2. in case you experience the pick to do the 'Monkees walk' even as walking on your own. a million. in case you stumble into the police station to document being assaulted and the bloke in the back of the counter says 'Sorry mate, this is a chip keep".
2016-11-25 20:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interestingly funny. Cheers for the laf. lol
2007-02-06 01:47:27 · answer #4 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
11. You bring home a road sign or driving cones after a night out.....
2007-02-06 01:53:16 · answer #5 · answered by Millie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome really good ones, and the whole bar greeting you when you come in is very true, awesome oens love 'em
2007-02-06 02:38:40 · answer #6 · answered by blonde_goddess2992 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. projectile vomiting
2007-02-06 01:47:42 · answer #7 · answered by TreZ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been told i got a drinking problem i said no i aint, "i drink, i fall down no problem!"
2007-02-06 02:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by Confused 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
11. You're telling everyone that you either love them or hate them, but nothing in between.
2007-02-06 01:48:08 · answer #9 · answered by Last Call 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You eat a large donner with everything on....
2007-02-06 01:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Merovingian 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋