......"What the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?
Dad says "That's hard, but I have an idea... Ask Mum if she would sleep with the milkman for 1 million pound."
Kid comes back: "Mum said yes"
Dad says: "Now ask your sister if she'll sleep with the rubbish man for 2 million pounds."
Kid comes back: "She says yes."
Dad says: "Well, there you go son, that's your answer: theoretically we're sitting on 3 million pounds but realistically... we're living with 2 sl*gs!"
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2007-02-06 01:42:03 · 28 answers · asked by *BURNY* 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very very good
2007-02-06 10:44:20 · answer #1 · answered by Neil H 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there's a good number of distinction between those 2 words as self assurance is a be wide awake used to symbolise as right away as psychological potential and faith in oneself, collectively as unique is used to point a variety of privateness or secret that isn't be able to be shared with all and dissimilar.
2016-10-17 05:39:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. 10/10
2007-02-06 01:51:37 · answer #3 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 7/10
2007-02-06 04:25:05 · answer #4 · answered by singledad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one, but I still love it!
2007-02-06 01:46:06 · answer #5 · answered by ami 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haaa haaa haaa nice one Burny.xx
2007-02-06 07:42:32 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-06 10:17:26 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That just made me laugh out loud - I like it!!!
2007-02-06 01:45:09 · answer #8 · answered by JoJi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha funny joke
2007-02-06 01:44:40 · answer #9 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO nice one
2007-02-06 02:51:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hhahahaha thats a really good one!
2007-02-06 02:12:34 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋