David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive.Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least rude.
David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example... Nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude.
Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming - then suddenly there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and action and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior."
David was astonished at the bird's change in attitude and was about to ask what had made such a dramatic change when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"
2007-02-06 01:30:08 · 27 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
again i pmsl I am going to start sending you my washing if you keep this up 10/10
2007-02-06 10:22:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-06 01:40:37 · answer #2 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonderful. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a clean housing progression and a woman replied the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm promoting the most up-to-date innovation in vacuums, it really is the finest suited little device I have considered in a lengthy time period," and with that, he proceeded to unload on her new carpet a blend of ketchup, salsa, airborne dirt and mud, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He reported, "If this vacuum would not clean up that mess, i will devour it!" She reported, "do you want a fork?! we've not were given the potential on yet!"
2016-12-03 19:18:44 · answer #3 · answered by gagliano 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny Tink, made me giggle at my desk on a slow tuesday afternoon.
2007-02-06 02:02:54 · answer #4 · answered by Loader2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good clean joke. Good job 8/10.
2007-02-06 01:37:50 · answer #5 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is the joke I tell like everyone when it's a little akward. I think it's great!
2007-02-06 02:30:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg that was FUNNY loved it! Keep on trying more jokes... bet you'll get good compliments!
2007-02-06 01:43:22 · answer #7 · answered by Shelby H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE TINK THERE IS A DIFFERENT VERSION TO IT HAVE YOU EVER TRIED OPENING A FROZEN CHICKENS LEGS 10/10
2007-02-06 01:56:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes this is very funny ha ha
2007-02-06 01:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by deepee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol
2007-02-06 01:34:21 · answer #10 · answered by ?Sherbear ? 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋