An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation
ensues:
Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times." Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"
Man: "What sins?"
Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"
Man: "I'm Jewish."
Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"
Man: "I'm 92 years old . I'm telling everybody."
2007-02-06 00:46:39 · 16 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you like jokes and riddles dont you!!!!!!!!?
2007-02-06 07:52:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke
2007-02-06 10:48:24 · answer #2 · answered by Somanyquestions,solittletime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one mate
Good try though
2007-02-06 08:56:06 · answer #3 · answered by Citizen Ted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a decent joke.
2007-02-06 09:07:35 · answer #4 · answered by HULK RULES!! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bragging ... sounds like a man! *LOL*
2007-02-06 10:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Sabre♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-02-06 08:54:30 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great joke i was very impressed you joke king
2007-02-06 08:55:27 · answer #7 · answered by sarah o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fab, Ive immediately cut and paste it and sent it onwards...
2007-02-06 08:52:46 · answer #8 · answered by Helen C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats bad
2007-02-06 10:39:47 · answer #9 · answered by I love Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...sounds just like a man!!!
2007-02-06 08:50:21 · answer #10 · answered by unicorns_77 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol oldie but still good
2007-02-06 09:00:07 · answer #11 · answered by Growth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋