A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He waddled to the nearest phone to call AA. His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car. The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw
the time and went back to the garage, covered in ice cream. The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal." Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."
2007-02-06 00:39:53 · 23 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once again Tink you have succeeded in making me laugh so hard i nearly got sick.. Very good, i just love your jokes....
2007-02-06 01:01:40 · answer #1 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Didn't see the punch line coming : )
Made me laugh on a very dull day at work. Thank you
2007-02-06 08:47:29 · answer #2 · answered by Citizen Ted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-02-06 08:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O M G.......hahahahahahahahhah this is sooo funny....great joke lass ...keep em coming
2007-02-06 08:44:02 · answer #4 · answered by Miss Juicy Jalebi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god i have never heard such a good joke in my life 10/10
2007-02-06 08:58:24 · answer #5 · answered by sarah o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but the ending needs work.
kby.
2007-02-06 08:45:39 · answer #6 · answered by kennyboy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
VERY funny....10/10......much better than the other two I read...great joke.....
2007-02-06 10:19:31 · answer #7 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ITS A GOOD ONE TINK WHY DOES YOUR AVIATOR LOOK ANNOYED 10/10
2007-02-06 09:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I may never be able to watch "Happy Feet" again.
rotfl
:D
2007-02-06 08:47:27 · answer #9 · answered by phoenix2frequent 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny..and a bit gross! Did you make it up?
2007-02-06 08:44:12 · answer #10 · answered by Eloise(bristol) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋