The was a man who had four kids, all gorgeous, except for the youngest one, Craig, who was nothing short of gruesome.
While on his deathbed, the husband asked his wife, "Marie, tell me one thing. And please be honest. Am I Craig's father?"
"Yes, honey," replied his wife. "I promise you, Craig is 100 percent yours."
"I can die a happy man. Godbye my love."
And the man peacefully passed away.
Marie gave a big sigh and said quietly, "Thank heaven almighty he didn't ask me about the other three."
2007-02-06 00:15:39 · 13 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
2007-02-06 00:21:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've got faith in the grace and mercy of God so sure i've got faith in the potential of the deathbed confession. What people might desire to totally comprehend is that no longer relatively everyone has the possibility to have a deathbed confession. dying might nicely be so on the spot that there is not any time to admit ones sins and ask forgiveness.
2016-10-01 12:27:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha - funny, 8/10
xx
2007-02-06 00:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Good One...
2007-02-06 00:27:46 · answer #4 · answered by kc 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good for a giggle
2007-02-06 00:25:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-06 01:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Liked it!!
2007-02-06 00:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilariously funny! you are makin my day!
2007-02-06 00:28:12 · answer #8 · answered by im*horny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i definitely saw that coming... LOL !
2007-02-06 01:43:41 · answer #9 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-02-06 10:36:56 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-06 01:08:56 · answer #11 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋