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A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet; and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see."

"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."

"Uh-huh"

"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynaecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about, You're simply going through the change."

2007-02-05 23:48:38 · 14 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

LOL
9/10
Keep 'em comin'
Keep smilin'.

2007-02-06 16:47:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

in case you decide on some thing low-value for purpose prepare, plinking, and small interest searching, meaning .22LR. Given you have governed out a semi-automatic, that leaves 3 action options: bolt, lever, and pump. For a lifelike bolt action rimfire rifle i could recommend observing the Savage Mk II/Stevens 3 hundred or Marlin's fashions 980s, 981t, 925. Marlin and Savage tend to offer solid high quality low-value weapons. in my opinion i could advise observing the Savage Mk II considering that its have been given the recent accutrigger set-up that's meant to furnish somewhat solid overall performance. even nevertheless considering which you stated you like the convenience of loading a tube magazine you're able to additionally opt to take an prolonged difficult inspect the 981t (Marlin's tube-fed bolt-action .22). so a good distance as lever-action .22 rifles flow, the only one on the fringe of your value-variety is the Henry. regrettably i could advise averting them. we could only say that I had one a pair years in the past and wasn't inspired by the two the time-honored of the gun (cracks interior the lever loop, adjustable factors of interest that don't alter...) or the organisation's provider branch (they informed me to in basic terms document the front internet site to alter the component of purpose... And this grew to become into after i could already shipped the gun to them as quickly as with a letter which explicitly suggested the factors of interest might desire to be mounted) which grew to become into why I bought the piece of junk. in case you decide on a lever-action i could advise spending the extra funds and getting a Marlin 39 considering that they're surprisingly lots the time-honored wherein all different lever-action .22s are judged. Remington and Henry the two make (made?) pump-action .22s. Of the two agencies' options, the Remington 572 BDL is the extra sensible gun. Its additionally the dearer. Henry's Pump action Octagon is a well-liked replica of the gallery weapons of previous. lower back, we are lower back to what i think of of Henry Repeating palms organisation weapons... the only different decision i be attentive to of for small interest searching, purpose taking photographs, and plinking could be an air-rifle. in keeping with what you have stated I kinda doubt you would be attracted to some thing like a Benjamin Discovery, Crosman 2100 or Benjamin 397, or RWS 34 Panther. the only reason I point out it is simply by fact the ammunition for an airgun is much extra maximum reasonably-priced than .22LR ammunition and because they are actually not firearms they are actually not regulated as heavily.

2016-09-28 12:01:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Did the doctor get a urine sample for analysis?

2007-02-06 01:49:18 · answer #3 · answered by BlueFeather 6 · 0 0

hahahahaha. Hilarious, rofl.

2007-02-06 00:08:31 · answer #4 · answered by Richbitch 3 · 0 0

funny

2007-02-06 01:45:35 · answer #5 · answered by laney 5 · 0 0

55/10

i had my medicine!
hahahahaha
great!

2007-02-06 00:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by IceღFire Shawn 3 · 0 0

lmao

2007-02-06 00:14:46 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

Lol!!! Good one!!!

2007-02-06 00:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by Liz 3 · 0 0

(groan) funny

2007-02-05 23:53:08 · answer #9 · answered by Lori 4 · 0 0

LOL thats the first time I have ever heard that one. thanks

2007-02-06 01:59:05 · answer #10 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 0 0

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