Johnny was on holiday, dancing and getting on rather well with a beautiful blonde lady. As the night and drink progressed the talk got around to the inevitable and he told her that his hang up was that he could only make love to natural blondes, to which he was assured that she was.
Later on when she was undressing in his room he noticed that she had a rather dark patch of hair where it should have been blonde, he pointed this out to her and she replied ‘you know when your doing DIY and you hit your thumb with the hammer, it turns black doesn’t it?, Well believe me that’s had plenty of hammer.
2007-02-05 23:40:32 · 23 answers · asked by billtheangler 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
tht was excellent. i love blonde jokes so tht just put a huge smile on my face
2007-02-06 00:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by nella 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant!
2007-02-05 23:42:41 · answer #2 · answered by Monkeyphil 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
lol very good
think yourself lucky if you get violations for blonde jokes........ i got one the other day for telling a joke about a coffin lol
maybe i upset some coffins out there lol
keep smiling
2007-02-06 00:19:14 · answer #3 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Gib, the following is my prominent comic tale - it isn't Lebanese, yet i'm hoping you want it. at the same time as having lunch with her friends, a woman presented that she grow to be getting married for the fourth time. "it truly is wonderful," spoke back one among her friends, "yet in case you do not ideas my asking, what occurred on your first husband?" "He ate poisonous mushrooms and died," the female spoke back. "Oh, how tragic! What about your 2d husband?" the chum requested. "He, too, ate poisonous mushrooms and died," the female defined. "Oh goodness, how terrible! i'm purely about afraid to ask you about your 0.33 husband," the chum reported. "My 0.33 husband died of a fractured cranium," the female declared. "A fractured cranium?" exclaimed the chum. "How did that take position?" "He refused to devour the mushrooms!" the female reported with a sigh.
2016-12-03 19:12:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many are you aiming for and how many do you already have..!!!
(s'ok I'm Brunette well in between the grey)
2007-02-05 23:43:34 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Hazy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol
2007-02-06 00:00:19 · answer #6 · answered by partymad 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
so funny. Made me laugh
2007-02-06 01:46:39 · answer #7 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-06 01:09:30 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's great 10/10
2007-02-05 23:45:57 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
i'm really not a fan of blonde jokes.
and this one proves it.
sorry
2007-02-05 23:45:03 · answer #10 · answered by lian 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋