A man thumbing a lift is picked up by a lorry driver.
Hiker- What are you carrying mate?
Driver- Toilet tissue.
Hiker- It's a big wagon for toilet tissue.
Driver- There's ten ton of it.
Hiker- You've got ten ton of tiolet tissue?
Driver- Yes. and its tinted.
Hiker- You've got ten ton of tinted toilet tissue?
Driver- Yes, and it's textured.
Hiker- Where are you taking ten ton of textured tinted toilet tissue?
Driver- Todcaster.
Hiker- Why are you taking ten ton of textured tinted toilet tissue to
Todcaster?
Driver- They're R sole agents.
2007-02-05 22:45:16 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Loved it.
Now say it really quick!!
Tink x
2007-02-06 01:50:00 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one 10/10
2007-02-05 22:50:42 · answer #2 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny. 7/10.
2007-02-05 23:10:06 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
And one of the Cleanest jokes this week
2007-02-05 23:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one!!! 10/10.
2007-02-05 22:49:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Y'know i'm sure we were told this in the playground, that was a while back
2007-02-05 22:49:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...lol
2007-02-05 22:50:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It must lose something in the translation.
2007-02-05 22:48:58 · answer #8 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny, even funnier after a few.
2007-02-05 22:48:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a minute but funny!
2007-02-05 23:11:19 · answer #10 · answered by monkey-nuts 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋