Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!''
''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''
All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.
''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to pr!ck Mr. Smiths boil!'''
2007-02-05 20:44:02 · 9 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL
ouch
2007-02-05 21:56:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it 7/10!
2007-02-05 20:47:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe!! Oh man, I hope I never have a nurse like that! I give it 9/10
2007-02-05 20:46:57 · answer #3 · answered by legallyblond2day 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-23 22:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
funny one
2007-02-05 21:26:36 · answer #5 · answered by YollyDolly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crude but fun
2007-02-05 20:53:09 · answer #6 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 ouch, that hurts its so funny.
2007-02-05 21:37:03 · answer #7 · answered by fiesty fi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-02-05 20:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha good one
2007-02-05 22:59:44 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋