A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
2007-02-05 20:36:14 · 11 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
happy with that. i shall now take that as gospel. i'm off for a pint to improve my iq. nice one
2007-02-05 20:41:16 · answer #1 · answered by Troubled Joe(the ghost of) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Beer does not attack the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Your entire premise is flawed.
2007-02-05 20:39:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya dude and smoke it if ya got it. Because you only use ten percent of your brain right, so ya have a one out of ten chance of kill’n one your use’n right. Chaaa party on and be excellent to each other.
2007-02-05 20:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by Joe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but sadly also amongst the first ones to go are the ones that stop you acting like an idiot after a few beveys
2007-02-05 20:47:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah!what anovel idea. so by drinking beer by all human folks will make the entire mankind brilliant people
2007-02-05 20:40:10 · answer #5 · answered by cipotli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone fancy a pint?
2007-02-05 20:39:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What rationalization but funny anyway.
2007-02-05 20:48:19 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And don't think about your liver,because it has no fear of being smarter...lol
2007-02-05 20:41:00 · answer #8 · answered by dano_xldd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup
but it still give you beer goggles LOL
2007-02-05 21:53:21 · answer #9 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too much I sugest.
2007-02-05 20:39:46 · answer #10 · answered by Smirnof_Ice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋