Many Riddles!?

Question

1. A cab driver picked up a lady who was a chatterbox. He didnt want to talk so he pretended to be deaf and dumb. After she got off he pointed to the meter to see how much she owed him. She paid him and walked off. Then she realized he couldnt have been a deaf mute......how did she know??????
2. Two grandmasters played 5 games of chess each won the same number of games and each lost the same number of games There were no draws how is it possible?
3. One day 2 sisters decided to clean the shed. When they finished one had a dirty face other had a clean face. But the one with the clean face washed her face and one with the dirty face did not wash. Why?
4. A man in a restaurant complained that there was a fly in his coffee. The waiter took the cup away and brought another cup. The man tasted the coffeee and complained that this was the same cup with thefly in it. How did he know?
5.Three women were dressed in swimsuits. Two were sad but were smiling. One was happy but crying. Why?

Answer 1

1. He knew where she was going. He heard her.
2. They didn't play each other.
3. The one with the clean face, seeing that her sister was dirty, thought that she must be too, so she washed her face. The opposite happened with the other sister.
4. He had already put sugar.
5. The crying woman was really good at the pageant.

Answer 2

1. He stopped at the destination indicated by her either at the time of getting in or alighting. A deaf person couldn't have heard her..

2. Different points were assigned for different games. Though the number of games won/lost was the same, the points earned were different.

3. The other sister had some more cleaning to do.

4. The cup had a distinctive mark - may be chipped at the end. So he could immediately recognise.

5. Two were saying cheese - posing for a photo. The third had just come out of the sea and had salt water in her eyes.

Answer 3

1. He knew where to take her
2. They didn't play all games against each other
3. The dirty sister is dirty because she never washes, not because of cleaning the shed.
4. His coffee had exactly the right amount of cream and sugar in it.
5. It was a beauty contest. The winner was overcome with emotion.

Answer 4

1. he knew were to drop her.
2. the two players have not met yet
3.the one with the dirty face was cleaned by the clean face.
4.because he put milk and sugar and there were a blood of the fly
5.two women were pretending to be happy and the one was crying for overjoy.

Answer 5

1. because he knew were to drop her off...
2. they probably forfeited 1....
3.the one with the dirty face thougth her face was clean n the 1 wit the clean face thougth her face was dirty
4.they fly was still in the cup
5. becauses the other women looked funny an was crying of laughter.,.

Answer 6

1. She told him the address while he was looking forward.
2. They didn't play each other
3. They looked through a window and thought it was a mirror
4. He had put sugar in it
5. They were in a beauty contest

Answer 7

Darn it riddle wait till I squeeze the pop out of you pancakes like bubbles of pee which will make you cry when you comb your hair you stupid icicle and i will shove it up the polar bears white you know what. No nothing up there that is for sure.

Answer 8

2.they were not playing against each other...
couldnt figure out the others...