Hi, I am compiling a joke book. If you have an original joke which is hilarious and clean send it to me. In return, I'll mention your name as the contributor in my book.
2007-02-05 19:39:57 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ek hanuman ji da bhagat sare wara nu sharab pinda si par mangal nu kaday v nai
ek mangal day din onu hanuman ji nay darshan dittay supnay wich tay onu khich kay ek gada mari
salaya saraya bhagwana nu pilanda hai mainu kyo nai pilanda
"SAB DIN BHAGWAN JAY KYA MANGAL KYA ID"
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A COUPLE HAD A FIGHT
husband said "gud nite mother of 3 kids
wife replied" gud nite father of 2 kids"
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A-ristrocrate
B-agpiper
C-ontessa
D-irector's special
E-ight PM
F-un drops
G-reen label
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Z-ingaro
sari angraygi ta sharab nal bhari pai hai ta hi tay sanu angragi pad kay chakkar aa janday hai
2007-02-09 22:01:33 · answer #1 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Husband store:
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Kampala City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! PLEASE NOTE ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go ba
ck down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Am sorry it quite long but it has always interested me.
2007-02-13 19:25:30 · answer #2 · answered by Moses 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a Beer and a mop.....
Why don't more men divorce?....It's cheaper to keep her......
How many truck driver's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
there's too many to count, the Teamster's are still in negotiations about the rate of pay and what is listed on the job desciption...........
Why do oilfield workers make better lovers?
they use a lot pipe, and they always go deep enough to strike oil....
2007-02-13 12:23:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Society.
2016-03-29 07:18:15 · answer #4 · answered by Cynthia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A third grade girl was arguing with her teacher about whales, and the little girl's teacher was saying that it wasn't physically possible for a whale to swallow a human because, although the whale is a very large mammal, it's throat is very small.
"But what about Jonah? He was swallowed by a whale!"
The teacher went on to say how it was impossible.
"Well," said the little girl, "When I get to heaven, I'll ask Jonah."
"What if Jonah went to hell?" asked the teacher.
"Easy." replied the little girl. "Then you can ask him."
2007-02-13 14:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so there are 2 mice that live in a bathroom.
one sleeps in the sink and the other sleeps in the toilet.
one morning they wake up and the one in theroilet says to the one in the sink,
" how was your night?"
the one in the sink replies,
"not bad! how did you sleep my friend?"
well the one in the toilet looks up at the one in the sink and says,
" i had a strange night! first it started to thunder, then it started to rain! and if it wasnt for that log
-----I WOULDA DROWNED!"
Sorry it was so long! i am a college student and i love telling that joke! the first time i heard it, i was in the second grade and i overheard a 5th grader tell it!
hope you liked it! lol
Amber lea
2007-02-05 20:24:03 · answer #6 · answered by Amber_Lea 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the minister decided he was going to do his sermon with songs on sunday. he said im going to say one word and you the congregation will sing what ever hymn comes to mind.
he shouts out, "cross". the conregation started singing " the old rugged cross"
he shouts, "grace" the congregation started singing, "amazing grace".
the he shouts out "sex" the congregation fell silent, they were in shock, they all looked at each other afraid to sing anything.
then from way in the back a little 87-year old grandmother stood up and began singing, "Precious memories".
Gotta love little old ladies.
2007-02-12 10:08:45 · answer #7 · answered by jw 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. 2 lovers plan to commit suicide. The guy jumps first, girl closes her eyes and walks away saying:"LOVE IS BLIND".
In the air, the guy opens his parachute and says:" LOVE NEVER DIES".
2. A man's 'F' Rule:
Find her
Follow her
Friend her
Flirt her
French her
Finger her
Force her
**** her
Forget her
Find Next
3. A priest bless a couple and say: "Be always successful in life!".
The couple reply: "Yes, we will always be SUCK SEX FULL!"
2007-02-10 22:26:27 · answer #8 · answered by Lady 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What is white and hangs in a tree? A bunch of milk!
What is yellow, smiles and can fly through walls? Casper the friendly banana.
What is the difference between a duck? The one wing is blue, and the other one is also green.
2007-02-05 19:47:40 · answer #9 · answered by Bob Peppers 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why does a stork rest by standing on one leg and tucking up the other?
Because if it tried to tuck up both legs, the poor thing would fall down!
2007-02-05 20:08:12 · answer #10 · answered by george 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋