Just a fun survey. :-)
2007-02-05 17:56:30 · 7 answers · asked by Charmaine * 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'd rather be a monkey that looks like a man.
If I am a man that looks like a monkey, what kind of a job can I expect to have? Most likely, I can only work as a freak. I most certainly cannot have a high paying job, and with all that hair, I probably can't even work at McDonald's because of sanitation issues.
If I were a monkey that looked like a man, there wouldn't be a high expectation in life for me to live up to that was adversely affected due to my looks. In fact, being a monkey that looks like a man would make me an extremely famous monkey.
2007-02-05 18:46:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me analyze. If I had a man that looked like a monkey, I would go broke buying bananas and having him shaved every day. A monkey that looks like a man would eat a lot of bananas but I would not have to pay for his grooming. However, I would have to pay for flea removal on both. A man talks back and so does the monkey. A man eats more than a monkey and if he looks like a monkey, he could not get a job. A monkey could play his music box and make money. It would be more profitable to have the monkey. I can't imagine making love to either one. YUK
2007-02-05 18:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by grannywinkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The way monkeys are treated these days I think I would prefer to be a man who looks like a monkey.
2007-02-05 18:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by Alwyn C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll have to adjust the gender for me to answer your question ... would rather be a monkey who looks like a woman. Think of all the possibilities:
1. Men would go "ape" over me.
2. I'd save a whole lotta' money on groceries
since bananas are pretty cheap.
3. I'd be the "life of the party" whenever people
felt like "monkeying around".
4. If I ever lost my house key, I could climb up to
an open window to let myself in.
5. Could make a fortune for being the "before"
model" for an electrolysis company.
6. Would be a shoe-in for the female lead if ever
they make any further sequels to "Planet of the
Apes".
... and the list goes on!!
2007-02-05 18:33:47 · answer #4 · answered by Adios 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i prefer to call myself a primate and leave it at that.
2007-02-05 17:59:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would be the mankey.
2007-02-05 19:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by laziifrog 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a man is a man amen.....
2007-02-05 18:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by mustang nigel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋