I was so bad......?

Question

I was so bad when I was a kid that the Quaker kids used to beat me up.

(Quakers are pacifists.)

Father Flanagan never met me.

(He was the one who said that there is no such thing as a bad boy.)

We were so poor that we got CARE packages from Korea.

(If you don't get that, you are too young to explain it to.)

I went out to the goat barn yesterday to do chores. The smell was terrible. It kept getting worse and worse and worse. Finally, it was so overpowering that the goats left.

What does Attila the Hun's wife say to him when he comes home from a long day of pillaging?

Hi, Hun.

I'm so stupid that people always ask me where my vantrilaquest is.

How do you tell if a blond has been using your word processor?

There is White Out on the screen.

The notes are because some of these are a little far out.

Answer 1

Eh, the only one I thought was remotely funny was "We're so poor we get care packages from Korea". ...But you might want to change Korea to Iraq.. Keep up with the times.

Other than that, I think you need to work on your material. Sorry, just my opinion.

Answer 2

Now, you have a problem with Quakers; if it is Quaker Oats or Quaker's, you must tell me more. You want more time with your father's Rabi. You dream of yourself being a stud in another country that is a postman. You have goatafobia and it is getting chronic. You want to have some body's wife, who is stupid and blond. You must eat white snow and eat the yellow snow for desert. You are a normal man that is sick in the head. You need a good woman. I am available but expensive. Laugh you funny boy.

Answer 3

Funny!

Answer 4

I get some but others I'm just plain confused.

Answer 5

you are not bad just misunderstood 9/10

Answer 6

Rodney Dangerfield? Is that you?