The New Corvette
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out
of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph,
enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down the interstate, pushing the pedal
even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol
behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought,
"What am I doing? I'm way too old for this," and he pulled over to await the
officer.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at
his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 15 minutes. Today is Friday. If
you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll
let you go."
The old gentleman paused, then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a
Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the Trooper, then he walked back to his
car.
2007-02-05 17:37:52 · 16 answers · asked by David 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
great 10/10
2007-02-05 18:28:15 · answer #1 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10
2007-02-06 01:48:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
a 10
2007-02-06 01:41:50 · answer #3 · answered by unit ® 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5
2007-02-06 03:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would give it a 5 on a scale to 10. Did you make it up?
2007-02-06 01:42:35 · answer #5 · answered by Nile T 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
5/10 at the most!
2007-02-06 01:41:53 · answer #6 · answered by Margaret P 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
from 0-10 i will give it a 10...great one!
2007-02-06 01:44:22 · answer #7 · answered by vanilla_dipped_rican 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Solid: a 7.
2007-02-06 04:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by wodyson13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at least my sister loved it..so its a 2/10.
2007-02-06 02:18:18 · answer #9 · answered by mustang nigel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!!!! 10/10
2007-02-06 03:00:31 · answer #10 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋