Whats your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Question

Mine........Well, I went to Greece with my best friend when I was 19. While we were there some other girls (trouble makers from our school) were out at the same resort. We met up one night with them and some lads they had met from there apartments, at the other side of the resort to ours. One of the girls approached me and asked me not to go off with one of the lads coz she really fancied him. As the night went on I was getting on really well with this gut typically, and he said he didn't fancy the girl and her friend said for me not to worry, he was gorgeous and to go for it. So in my white linen trousers and top we went back to there apartments. Me and Scouse Romeo (as he was known) went back to his room and romped the night away, in the dark. In the morning we were awoken by the maids who had come to collect the sheets and to my absolute horror they were cover in blood (yep period, early), not only did she throw these in the corridor so all the gals could see but I had to walk back

to my apartment with blood stained clothes (yep on white linen) - Ever since I have been know as bloody Mary (my names not even Mary)............... That one and being caught by father in law giving his son a bj...................

Answer 1

A month ago. A younger man and me in his bed for the first time after six dates. He is 24, I'm 37. He feels me all over. I beg him to kiss my privates. He reaches down to kiss them. I draw my knees up to give him better access. And quite unwittingly I release a little air out of my back side right in his face. Couldn't help it. I didn't feel it coming. I realised it only after the event. I said sorry immediately. He quietly pressed a tissue. We have had fine sex twice after this, but I can't ask him to do that again, much as I want it. He hasn't offered to do it either. To this day I'm not sure if it was only air or a little something else as well. He's not saying. Can't get over it.

Now how about yours?

Answer 2

you're completely widely used...dont worry. The boyfriend of yours, emphasis on the *boy* has some becoming as much as do. the incontrovertible fact which you're that moist could be a pat on the lower back to him. i ask your self what he might say if he became into attempting to have intercourse with somebody who became into completely dry. i'm extraordinarily specific he may be wishing he had you lower back real rapid. Throw down a towel if the moist spot is a issue. And tell him to provide up whining like slightly lady. Please continually use risk-free practices.

Answer 3

i'm really unlucky i got plenty but i'm not telling the worst ones
their was one time when 1 of my ex'scut hisself at some point and i got covered in his blood and other times with the same ex things started well enough but then he couldn't rise to the moment (he was much older than me)
then their's the time my 2'nd ex wanted it in the car but he was very inexpirenced and couldn't get the job done and wouldn't let me help
then the most resent onewith my bf where on our first time together and since our divorse's he was to nervous to rise to the moment but he made up for that the following day

Answer 4

Having my iPod repaired, asking them to back up all my music onto their system, picking up ipod and being smirked at for no apparent reason....and realising a month later that all my naughty lingeire photos for a certain guy were also backed up onto their system. God knows where else!

Oh, and there was a memorable moment in Heathrow where i was asked to remove all the batteries from my suitcase. When I threw a strop and said there weren;t any, the security guy opened my suitcase in front of a queue of 15 people and pulled out the offending, er, object...full of Duracell Extreme AA batteries.

Answer 5

My most embarrassing sexual experience happened immediately after when I'd went to the bathroom, flipped the light switch on and FREAKED to see my legs bloodied but could NOT figure out why as it wasn't that time of month. Still in shock, I returned to my partner and without having to say a word, he asked, "Remember when I had to run to the bathroom before we had sex?" "I accidentally 'zipped' my penis!"

Answer 6

I was at a party once and the elastic on my underwear came apart. I was dancing at the time and my panties dropped down to the floor on my ankles, I shook them off my foot and continued to dance as far away from my panties as I could. Not sure if this answer is sexual enough, but it reminded me of your sheets in the corridor.

Answer 7

I was out with my ex one night. We where quite drunk at the time, and he went to the loo, I followed him in and pulled him into one of the cubicals. I was bent over and he started, dont think I was making much noise, until I heard "uhum" looked up and there was a security guard looking down on us. He told us to get out, and when we walked out there where about 4 of them just standing there snigering. eeeeeekkkk

Answer 8

My hubby and I were very early in our relationship and had gone to stay with my best mate at uni, we were having sex and my mate walked into the room and STOPPED TO TALK TO US!!!! We were like 'um, babe, we're kinda busy'....am laughing now just thinking of it.

I also met my mum in law for the first time butt naked and puking, and told her to eff off. Ah family bliss haha! Great question xx

Answer 9

I was cought with my hands inside the bra of young neighbour by her aunt. She had her hand in my pants on my dick.
Both females screamed and i ran out of the house. Neither ever mentioned it afterwards.

Answer 10

Well mine happened the other day actually. We were on the couch and I was straddling him. He was getting up with me in his lap to go to the bedroom and he fell other and I fell onto the glass coffee table. What a mess?!! We just laughed it off after though.