If a
mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball
replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls
should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding,
determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball
removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign
balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by
using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive.
However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of
ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is recommended that each
person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of
removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a
customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer
2007-02-05 16:01:41 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Re: Replacement of SPOUSE Balls?
If a
SPOUSE fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball
replacement. SPOUSE balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of SPOUSE balls
should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding,
determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the SPOUSE.
Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.
Ball
removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the SPOUSE. Foreign
balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced by
using the twist-off method. SPOUSE balls are not usually static sensitive.
However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of
ball replacement, the SPOUSE may be used immediately. It is recommended that each
person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.
Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of
removing and replacing these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a
customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer
2007-02-13 15:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by xxsanxx 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if either of these 2 methods fail to be sufficient, I'm sure you can talk to Michael Jackson. I'm sure HIS mouse-balls would be a fair replacement! However, you might have to get some "ball inhancers" to fill up the extra space!
2007-02-05 16:58:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that's real but it's pretty funny :) These were my two favorite lines: "It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction." "Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working" balls is an unhappy customer.
2016-05-23 22:30:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just take mine & clean them off with a clean cloth+ the parts that they like to roll around on,stuff em back in& start mousing around again!!
2007-02-13 10:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have been able to replace them twice using off-the-shelf items instead of having to resort to expensive branded products. I used moth balls and matzo balls....
2007-02-05 20:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by Gordon B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is hilarious due to the fact that people do not think of computers while reading this until about half way through!!!
Still - it's very funny!!
2007-02-13 00:35:54 · answer #6 · answered by Juanita L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would not be happy 8/10
2007-02-05 20:47:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got just the 2 factory produced ones and i got an optical mouse so i dont lose 'em...
2007-02-05 16:47:41 · answer #8 · answered by RaveN the knife freak 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha....lol. may i ask something? why domestic's ball larger and harder than foreign balls?
2007-02-10 20:38:18 · answer #9 · answered by MeitrusNAJR 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must have been in one of those Chinese instruction manuals. LoL
2007-02-13 13:56:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋