A man is looking a basket of bananas on a scale at the grovery store.
Funniest caption gets the ten
2007-02-05 15:36:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Harold just realized why throwing the bent ones away at the banana plantation cost him his job.
Cheesy, yes - but it was the best I could conjure up. :) lol!
2007-02-05 15:59:11 · answer #1 · answered by polishedamethyst 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Mine weights twice that much.
Picking the perfect gift for the wife is getting harder all the time
I've got a heavy feeling I'm going bananas.
OOOOhhhhh yummy!!! There are just SO many to choose from and they all look so ripe and juicy!!
2007-02-05 23:57:33 · answer #2 · answered by Stinging Dragon 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was Spanish and the bananas were green...
I think I'll buy them Banyana...
2007-02-06 04:26:01 · answer #3 · answered by Gordon B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Whoops . . I forgot to pick up condoms! Better get to the pharmacy . ."
Hugs && Kisses
⥠Abby â¥
2007-02-05 23:41:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like Anfreps answer
2007-02-05 23:52:03 · answer #5 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
When size really does matter.
2007-02-05 23:59:13 · answer #6 · answered by Harbinger 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Gee, the price of potassium has really gone up!"
2007-02-05 23:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"OK, so how much without the peels?"
2007-02-05 23:58:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
..I hope she really loves Yellow..............
2007-02-06 12:23:03 · answer #9 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"...ah...the fraternity days..."
(^_^)
2007-02-05 23:44:33 · answer #10 · answered by Arez 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋