2007-02-05 14:43:09 · 6 answers · asked by x_ampz_x 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well its in spanish so if u know spanish its great? Que le dijo un pescado al otro ??? nada ahahhaha loll
2007-02-05 14:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by summer 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two factory workers were talking.
"I think I'll take some time off from work," said the man.
"How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde.
He proceeded to show her....by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging
upside down.
The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked
him what on earth he was doing.
"I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.
"I think you need some time off," said the boss.
So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.
The blonde began walking out too.
The boss asked her...where did you think you are going.
(Are you ready for! this one?) (It's a good one!)
OK, here goes -
The blonde answered, "Home. I can't work in the dark".
2007-02-05 15:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
George W Bush
2007-02-05 14:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by Pauline 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There's a pilot who's Jewish and her new co-pilot is Chinese. The silence allotted showed an obvious dislike between the two.
Then after a few minutes of sitting there on the plane, the pilot muttered, "I don't like Chinese."
"Wha? Why not like Chinese?" asked the co pilot.
"because they bombed pearl harbor!" said the pilot.
"That not Chinese, that Japah nese, " said the co pilot.
"japanese, viatnamese, chinese, they're all the same!" exploded the pilot. they sat in silence. then a few moments later, the Chinese co pilot anounced, "no like Jews."
"What? why," asked the pilot.
"Jews sank titanic!" said the co pilot.
"That was an iceberg!" said the pilot.
"Goldenberg, Rosenberg, iceberg...no mattah...all same."
2007-02-07 09:57:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
An 72 year young man went for a physical check up,the next day his doctor saw him at the mall his chest pop out and a 22 year old sexy oh, la, la, in his arm,the doctor blurted "what are you doing???""why Dr. I am following your advice>>Have a Hot Mama and be cheerfull. The doctor...""..I said you have a heart murmur be careful...""
2007-02-05 15:01:02 · answer #5 · answered by Vannili 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a blonde and a brewnet jump of a cliff
who hits the ground first?
the brewnet because the blonde had to stop and ask directions
2007-02-05 18:22:10 · answer #6 · answered by james bond 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋