2007-02-05 13:53:28 · 4 answers · asked by heyyall 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-05 15:49:28 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time, chuck norris had a staring contest w the sun..he won (solar eclipses...get it?)
chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding
chuck norris is the reason why barney is purple
it takes chuck norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes
the 3 leading causes of death are:1.)heart disease 2.)chuck norris 3.)cancer
chuck norris once ate a whole cake before his friends told him there was a stripper in it
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
When God said, "let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say 'please'."
Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.
Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb
Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
sorry for taking up so much space...but it did keep you occupied...rite????
ummm...that's all i got
2007-02-05 22:07:20 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A pedophile and a young child are walking through a dark forest. The child looks up at the pedo and says "Mister, I'm really scared." The pedo replies "You're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
2007-02-05 21:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by somathus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q; What do anal sex and spinach have in common ?
A: If your forced to have it as a child,
your going to hate it as an adult.
And I've met Chuck , hes short and not all that.
2007-02-07 14:55:35 · answer #4 · answered by degesetay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋