me and my friends do not know anymore.
2007-02-05 13:23:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Artemis W.------ i hate that joke it is so stupid!
2007-02-05 13:38:07 · update #1
Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
2007-02-05 13:26:53 · answer #1 · answered by rtanys 6 · 4⤊ 1⤋
A blond goes in to a best buy store and goes up to the clerk and says "i'd like to buy this television" . The clerk replys "i'm sorry ma'am we cant sell to a blond" the blond gets upset by this and leaves.
The next day she dyes her hair red and puts on sunglasses and goes back to the same store determined to get her television. As it happens the same clerk serves her as she asks "I'd like to buy this television."
The clerk replys "I'm sorry ma'am were not allowed to sell to a blond,and for your information this is a microwave."
2007-02-05 23:08:36 · answer #2 · answered by john e 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three women, a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were having a converstation during their lunch break at work when the topic came to be about their daughters.
"I found a 1/2 pack of cigarettes in my daughter's room," the brunette said. "I didn't know my daughter smoked!" The redhead gasped in awe.
Then the redhead added, "I found a bottle of vodka in my daughter's room. I didn't know she drank!" The brunette shook her head in disaprooval.
Then finally after listening intently, the blonde blurted out, "I found a pack of condoms in my daughter's room. I didn't know she had a penis!"
2007-02-05 21:42:25 · answer #3 · answered by OMG ...really.? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
this blond goes to the dry cleaners right to get a shirt cleaned, and the blond was all "oh, I'm so messy, always getting stains on my clothes" and the receptionist person didn't hear her and was all "come again?" and the blond was all "no, mustard this time."
2007-02-05 21:26:36 · answer #4 · answered by tanj 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a brunett is standing in the middle of the highway repeating "18, 18, 18, 18...." a blonde comes and asks what she's doing. the brunett doesn't answer. the blonde decides to join so she stands next 2 the brunette and says "18, 18, 18...." a car drives towards them and the brunett jumps out of the way. the car hits the blonde and the brunett goes back and stands in the middle of the highway and says, "19, 19, 19, 19...."
2007-02-05 21:36:31 · answer #5 · answered by Fall Out at the Disco 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Smart blonde.
2007-02-05 21:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
why do u always see a brunette with a blonde?..........Interpreter ....... A girl leaving a drugstore...it started snowing, there was a guy driving a snow plow in the lot she started to follow him finally he stopped and asked her why she was following him she said my dad said always drive where a snow plow has been and u will be safe..snow plow guy says o.k. i'm going across the street to plow walmart's now.......
2007-02-05 21:31:08 · answer #7 · answered by snowangel 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What did the blonde say when she opened the box of cheerios?
Look, donut seeds
2007-02-05 21:30:25 · answer #8 · answered by MintyLass* 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Q: How many Paris Hiltons do you need to switch a light bulb?
A: None, but one can put thousands of sex videos up in the internet, newspapers, and news reports.
2007-02-05 21:27:24 · answer #9 · answered by iPodFan 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your Sister's hare is so blonde and longe in high school they would call her twinkie one cuz her hare covered most of here body and she was so white
2007-02-05 21:27:47 · answer #10 · answered by Dante7 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋