Gunners staggers into an A&E with a golf club wrapped around his throat. Concerned, the doc asks what happened.
"Well," begins Gunners, "I was having a quiet round of golf with the wife when she sliced her ball into a field full of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed one of these cows had something small and white in its backside. I walked over, lifted up its tail and, sure enough, there was the wife's golf ball lodged right in the middle of its a*se..and that's when I made my big mistake."
"What did you do?" asks the doc.
"I yelled to my wife: "Hey! This looks like yours!"
2007-02-05 12:41:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gunners....you have a good day as well :)
2007-02-05 21:37:02 · update #1
What an awful mistake to make fidgety.I must be careful where I slice my balls next time!
Reminds me of a gaffe I heard on TV when an US commentator said "One of the reasons Arnie(Arnold Palmer, the golfer) is playing so well is that,before each tee-shot,his wife takes out his balls and kisses them-----"Oh my God what have I just said?"
Harry Carpenter commentating on the Boat Race.
"Ah,isn't that nice,the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
So you see fidgety even the best make mistakes!
I will leave you with this thought.
To make love,Women need a reason,Men need a place!
Have a good day.
2007-02-05 21:36:07 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny !
2007-02-05 18:40:18 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats pretty funny
2007-02-05 12:44:42 · answer #3 · answered by italianstallion323 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-02-05 19:58:11 · answer #4 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, very good
2007-02-05 12:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by Abbi R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't think girls have balls... or do they?
2007-02-05 12:46:00 · answer #6 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋