2007-02-05 12:40:46 · 21 answers · asked by LongJohns 7 in Sports ➔ Golf
Practice, practice, practice. Also, go to the local course and hire a golf pro for lessons so that he can really tune your game.
2007-02-05 12:45:15 · answer #1 · answered by Ryne R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take that thing on the end of your arm, make a tightly formed ball out of it. then darw it back using your pectoral muscle as a main source of power then with every ounce of power you can summon hit him on the bridge of the nose. this should knock him to the floor by which time you should have taken the pitching wedge from his bag and then you should beat him with that. however if the punch does not knock him to the floor you may have a problem. he should be disorientated so run as fast as you can and hope you can beat him at that.
there is probably nothing you can do to beat him at golf though. someone will come along though, it happens to them all.
2007-02-08 15:07:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll never beat him Most people have no concept as to how great he is. On the other hand, golf is the greatest sport you can play... a game you can play, but never win... it'll bring you a lifetime of memories... I vividly remember the first time my father took me to play golf... and the last course we ever played together...
2007-02-05 20:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by biggbilly03 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old Eldrick? You can probably beat him - but Young Tiger?
Not while we all live on this planet.
2007-02-06 05:15:23 · answer #4 · answered by celianne 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its easy to beat Tiger, just play in the Ryder Cup. Tiger is self serving and wont win for anyone else.
2007-02-06 14:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omni D for 10 pts
Go back to age 2 and have a domineering father force you during your upbringing into becoming a world class golfer
2007-02-06 01:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need to invent time travel so you can go back to when you were 4 years old and start practising
Omni D has a time machine! How did you know I was typing that answer.
2007-02-05 20:43:15 · answer #7 · answered by Yeti 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Build a time machine and prevent his parents from ever meeting so no Tiger Woods and you have it made...
2007-02-05 22:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by Matt N 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tiger woods is very difficult to beat ( as they are finding out in the PGA ) the best way to beat him is to get a seven iron... preferably steel-shafted... assume a strong Vardon grip... a slightly closed stance...keep your chin up... then proceed to hit him in the head
2007-02-06 04:09:56 · answer #9 · answered by Clive Roland 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The only way you're going to beat 'Tiger' is with a No. 9 iron...... over his head!
2007-02-05 20:46:10 · answer #10 · answered by Polo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋