How was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
had used a firewall,
and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
little
Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male!
2007-02-05 12:04:03 · 21 answers · asked by kayjay 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I do have more, but I can't post them here. They would get pulled for sure. I only post the G Rated ones here.
2007-02-05 12:24:57 · update #1
Guy - No I didn't make it up. I get so many, I just thought I'd share. And yes you did give me an entire sentence. Thanks.
2007-02-05 14:03:06 · update #2
Nice joke, did you make them up yourself or see them somewhere?
BTW, I think I'm the first replier that wrote more than a sentence, YAY!
2007-02-05 12:53:37 · answer #1 · answered by Guy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good 10/10 congrats.
2007-02-05 20:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2007-02-05 20:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by Jenifer 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is a cute one.
2007-02-05 21:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha. FUNNY. HILARIOUS. 10/10 4 u!!!!!!!!!(and a star)
2007-02-05 20:14:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-02-05 20:09:18 · answer #6 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is super cute and funny
2007-02-05 20:07:35 · answer #7 · answered by Ally 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CUTE! i never heard of that before. ORIGINAL.
2007-02-05 21:10:00 · answer #8 · answered by puppy1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that is cute i mean funny
2007-02-05 20:10:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-02-05 20:22:13 · answer #10 · answered by tekabe t 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋