Who has the best ending? I'll pick you as best.
2007-02-05 11:40:31 · 16 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
in george bushes case- "it does not matter if the chicken crossed the road, wat matters is if he crossed on our side"
Mather Luther King-
"a chicken should be able to cross the road with out being asked y. Just becuz the chicken has a dream to cross the road, that chicken should be able to cross!"
Brittney Spears-
"wats a chicken?"
2007-02-05 11:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by *Living a {{ღяøM@N!Cღ}} Tragity* 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because it was leading a secret organization called the EMB (Eat More Beef) and it was being chased by angry professional cow assasinators, but what the cows didn't know was that the chicken was a hologram, with another chicken driving a stolen car on that road at 80 mph waiting to crush the cows and... (I take a breath and my face stops turning purple) to get some KFC
2007-02-05 12:44:39 · answer #2 · answered by Guy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same thing I answered on another such question:
Because she was a sl*t.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because he saw the chicken and he knew she was a sl*t.
(Had to replace the u because of censors)
2007-02-05 16:45:54 · answer #3 · answered by Mia R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Michael Jackson ran out of little boys to have $ex with, so he decided to have it with chickens. The chicken just didn't cross the road,it ran for its life across the road. And it would not be a chicken , it would be a rooster. Poor roosters!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-05 11:47:26 · answer #4 · answered by Crazze Chik 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
As Mel Gibson would say: Because its a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world...are you a Jew??
2007-02-05 12:36:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
its not why did the chicken cross the road but its close. why did the lolypop cross the road? cuz it was stuck to the chicken! not very good i know but hay who cares.
2007-02-05 11:53:34 · answer #6 · answered by DarkDejection(JF) 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because he was forced to by the American Government.
2007-02-05 11:48:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
to shoot the cows that were writing "EAT MORE CHICKEN"
it is a billboard here on the EAST COAST for some restaurant
2007-02-05 11:48:38 · answer #8 · answered by kevferg64 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
To hug his girlfriend on the other side.
2007-02-05 12:05:36 · answer #9 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big rooster was after her shouting, cock a doodle do I'm gonna give it to you. Or was it "hello little girl. want to see some dirty pictures"?
2007-02-05 11:55:15 · answer #10 · answered by Charles H 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋