ok what is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
outlaws are wanted!!!
2007-02-05 11:36:06 · 12 answers · asked by !!! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ill give a best answer to whoever has the best joke...
2007-02-05 11:36:36 · update #1
hahaha, thats funny.
ok, u want a joke??
A blonde walked into a store and up to the manager, she said "Sir, I would like to buy this tv" and he smiled at her and said "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to dumb blondes" So she left.
The next day she came in and her hair was brown, and she told him, "Sir, I would like to buy this tv" and he smiled again and said, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to dumb blondes."
So the next day she comes in and her hair is purple. She marches up to him and says "Sir I would like to buy this tv." He laughs and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't sell to dumb blondes."
She is really frusterated now.
The next day she walks in and she has shaved her head.
She tells the manager she wants to buy that tv, and he tells her the same thing he has told her the days before, "I'm sorry but we don't sell to dumb blondes."
"How do you know i'm a blonde!?!?!?" she cries.
He calmy answers, "Because that is not a tv, it's a microwave."
2007-02-05 11:46:13 · answer #1 · answered by mandy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a guy falling off the first floor of a building and a guy falling off the tenth floor of a building?
The guy falling off the tenth floor goes "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" thud
The guy falling off the first floor goes
thud. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Ha, I love this joke!
2007-02-05 19:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by skatrgrl737 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ur soo poor that you have to put the 2 cent gumball on layaway!
Yo butt is soo big, they still can't find the last chair YOU sat on.
Here is my all time fave corny joke.....
You soooo stupid, when you got a bowl of cheerios, you said " O! LOOK! DOUGHNUT SEEDS!"
2007-02-05 19:44:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is the difference between 123405 tons of crap and you?
At least the crap smells a little better!
2007-02-05 19:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is true or like the sign I've seen on a lot of doors says. Friends are always welcome, relatives by appointment only.
2007-02-05 20:34:24 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah.
2007-02-05 20:09:49 · answer #6 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's good! I can't think of ajoke right now though..
2007-02-05 19:43:03 · answer #7 · answered by gigglewabbit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one
heres mine
knock knock
-whos there
orange
-orange who?
orange you glad i didn't say banana!
2007-02-05 19:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a bad joke.
ur mom is so fat her picture is heavy
2007-02-05 20:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHA... OHHHHHH, YOU DIDN'T NOT JUST SAY THAT!!! HAHAHAHAHA,,,,, I DON'T HAVE A JOKE, BUT I THINK YOURS IS PRETTY FUNNY.... =)
2007-02-05 19:52:31 · answer #10 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋