2007-02-05 11:28:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pick up truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "got any ID? the driver says "bout what?"
Best redneck pick up line, "Hey you don't sweet much for a fat broad."
A new law was recently passed in south Carolina states: when a couple get a divorce they are still brother and sister.
How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
There is dried tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
Did you hear they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
Seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
You know your a redneck when your stair master has an ashtray!
2007-02-05 11:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You Just Might Be A Redneck If...
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People." You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.' You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
2007-02-05 21:16:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know you're a redneck when you need shoes and a flashlight to go to the bathroom.
- Jeff Foxworth
2007-02-05 19:31:26 · answer #3 · answered by thatoneguy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a guy walks into a bar
then he walks out
then somebooby kills him.
good enough......
2007-02-05 19:35:24 · answer #4 · answered by feellicks 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋