Liberaci died and went to heaven.
Saint Peter was there and said sorry Liberaci but you can't enter the pearly gates.
Liberaci said why not?
Saint Peter said because when you were young you ate a Parrot.
Liberaci said No I did not I might have ate a Cockatoo.
2007-02-05 11:13:20 · 12 answers · asked by Ghostly Ghost! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-02-05 11:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of 1 to 10 I give that a negative 86.
2007-02-05 19:16:13 · answer #2 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little clumsy 6/10 try again.
2007-02-05 20:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a little funny. I wouldn't guffaw but I might giggle
2007-02-05 19:17:27 · answer #4 · answered by Jay K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lame.
let me help you...
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
2007-02-05 19:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sorry man not funny
2007-02-05 19:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by Kyle F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its not funny i would only use that if i was breaking ice, because when your breaking ice you can say anything.
2007-02-05 19:17:02 · answer #7 · answered by jared l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but not hilarious.
2007-02-05 20:19:23 · answer #8 · answered by THE UNKNOWN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry. not.
Good effort though.
2007-02-05 19:15:28 · answer #9 · answered by Becca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... i don't know about "funny", but it made me SMILE =).. More like a silly one.. hahahaha,
2007-02-05 19:30:46 · answer #10 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for a f-- joke i liked it lol
2007-02-05 19:20:48 · answer #11 · answered by charles a m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋