"A man walks into a bar with a piece of tarmac under his arm. He says to the barman: ‘A pint for me, and one for the road’."
2007-02-05 11:11:27 · 19 answers · asked by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yup like that one
lol
2007-02-05 21:24:32 · answer #1 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2007-02-05 18:22:54 · answer #2 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Giggle-funny!!xx
2016-05-24 19:49:04 · answer #3 · answered by Elizabeth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny ! 7/10.
2007-02-05 18:46:17 · answer #4 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh
hahaha funnyyyy
2007-02-05 21:37:16 · answer #5 · answered by YollyDolly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Streets ahead of anything I've heard lately.
2007-02-05 11:36:57 · answer #6 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh dear, still I can tell that one to the kids at breakfast tomorrow.
2007-02-05 11:15:35 · answer #7 · answered by noeusuperstate 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vair niiice.
2007-02-05 11:35:24 · answer #8 · answered by jinz 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad, 7/10. wonderfully brief too.
2007-02-05 12:42:38 · answer #9 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the barman says "I'm not serving you, he's a psycho-path"
2007-02-05 11:21:18 · answer #10 · answered by Good Egg 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋