On the sixth day, God turned to the angel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create a land called Canada.
"It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, and beautiful sparkly lakes teeming with carp and trout. There shall be forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."
God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so that the inhabitants prosper, and I shall call these inhabitants Canadians. They shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."
"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"
"Not really," God replied. "Just wait and see the neighbors I am going to give them."
2007-02-05 10:55:44 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mean but funny!
2007-02-05 10:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-05 11:03:04 · answer #2 · answered by ecogeek4ever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny
2007-02-05 11:02:12 · answer #3 · answered by Loo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but have you ever met a French Canadian now I'm lmao ha ha ha
2007-02-05 11:01:56 · answer #4 · answered by It's been awhile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on, Alaska isn't even so bad. Almost no one lives there.
Wait, Alaska is not a country, is it? Well, let's make believe it is. Or is it Greenland? (Which isn't green by the way)
2007-02-05 11:02:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and cruel, My kinda joke.
Loved it 10/10
Tink xx
2007-02-06 01:10:48 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny
2007-02-05 11:01:54 · answer #7 · answered by Pretty Girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though I'm an American, I thought this was funny
2007-02-05 10:59:31 · answer #8 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think you've got problems...we've got Scotland! As before, only kidding!
2007-02-05 11:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very good ! 7/10.
2007-02-05 18:48:39 · answer #10 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋