Q: What's the difference between a beer and a woman?
A: You can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.
Q: What is Dracula's favorite drink?
A: A Bloody Mary.
Q: Why was there a bug in the computer?
A: It was looking for a byte to eat.
A Scotsman is sitting at the bar with his pint of beer, when a fly suddenly lands in the glass.
The Scot yanks the fly out of the beer, grabs it by the throat, and yells: "Damn you! Spit that back out!"
Q: Why do so many blonds live in LA?
A: Because even they can spell it.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A: A vacant possession.
2007-02-05 10:52:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These jokes were very funny. Hope you have some more.
2007-02-05 10:56:18 · answer #1 · answered by almost there 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2007-02-05 10:57:18 · answer #2 · answered by jrsygrl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes
2007-02-05 10:56:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There was some good, some not so good, some golden oldies, some stale old ones that are old for a reason!.... but i did like the scotsman one for personal reasons!
2007-02-05 10:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by Fay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the blonde jokes personally because im a brunette. I like to get some credit once in a while!
2007-02-05 10:57:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
to be totally honest, no, not really. I like the Scotsman one for some reason, but I've heard it before.
2007-02-05 11:14:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha those are funny
whats the difference between a new dog and a new wife?
after a year the dog is still happy to see u!!!
2007-02-05 11:34:17 · answer #7 · answered by !!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 09:42:52 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes funny !
2007-02-05 18:50:01 · answer #9 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're dumb. Those jokes sound like you go the from a rinky-dink broke down corny joke website. Don't post anymore.
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2007-02-05 11:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by muffinmaid123 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋