funny quote, song lyric, joke, anything, from your best friend, your favorite band, your mom, mark twain, whatever, not really any boundaries, just keep it clean please.
2007-02-05 10:42:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"You can't polish a turd"
2007-02-05 10:45:41 · answer #1 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My all time favorite movie quote has to be from "Cool Hand Luke"-Gentlemen what we have here is a failure to comunicate, I love that. My favorite song saying is 'you cant always get what you want but if you try sometime, you get what you need!"(by my all time fav. group) The Rolling Stones!
2007-02-05 18:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by margiefaye4 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorite song is called "Goodbye Today" by the band Don't Wake Aislin.
2007-02-06 12:34:56 · answer #3 · answered by bsc_student_08 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mother in law from East Texas when it is hot outside. She has a ton of crazy funny sayings that make you go...What??
"Hotter than a Witch's Tit, in a Brass Bra"
2007-02-05 18:54:08 · answer #4 · answered by myview 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Quote:Those who dare to dream are the most possible to surpass the nightmares.
-Anonymous
Song lyrics:"I hope you dont mind when I write down the words:How wonderful life is while youre in the world."
-Elton John, Your Song
(I say that to my wife all the time.)
2007-02-05 18:48:19 · answer #5 · answered by daydream♥believer 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
"I didn't do anything!"
Said by the guy who was handcuffed and being arrested for trying to fraudulently cash a $1200 check stolen from my husband's business check book.
2007-02-05 18:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by hatchland 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
2007-02-06 09:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by metaphor_for_reality 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All time favorite comedy...:something about mary!" plz watch when you need to laugh..which is like every 80 seconds
2007-02-05 18:46:14 · answer #8 · answered by abdullahthegod 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Beauty fades; dumb is forever. -- Judge Judy
2007-02-05 18:45:06 · answer #9 · answered by notyou311 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I MADE BLOODY DIARRHEA WITH UNDIGESTED CORN FLOATING IN IT!
2007-02-05 18:49:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋