heres one; my mate bought tickets for me his girlfriend and me to see billy bragg in the empire in belfast. so we went up and my mate had a lot to drink beforehand. at one point in the show billy bragg was talking about some political socialist thing or some other self righteous crap. my mate walked down the front with his own t shirt off and threw it at billy bragg, who responded by telling him to buy one of his t shirts and how his was probably made in africa by a starving child for a grain of rice a day! next thing u know my mate bob arrived back with us with a big grin on his face only to recieve a bollocking from his girlfriend because she had bought him the t shirt he threw away for christmas!
2007-02-05 10:39:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Went to the bar to see a Friends band, drank way too much draft Killian's. stayed upright until we got to the Waffle House for breakfast. put my head down and crashed while more sober Friends enjoyed their food. Was woke up after they paid bill, I stumbled outside, put my hands on the wall and recycled about 2 gallons of red Killian's. Looked up to realize it wasn't a wall I was leaning on, but a large picture window. Behind it was a Waffle House full of Sunday morning church goers. Several of them also started vomiting. This happened 9 years ago and I've never had Killian's draft since, or been allowed back in the same Waffle House!!!
2007-02-05 11:25:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I was so drunk once that i thought my friends cat was on a car i was walking past (nothing was there), so decided to walk on top of the car to get it, and fell.
I didnt put my hands out, so i fell straight on my face, and was knocked unconscious.
My friends woke me and carried me home, then i woke up the next day to my friends walking into the room and screaming at their sight.
I could just feel pain in my head, then looked in the mirror to see cuts over my face, and a bloodshot eye. I thought i was just concussed, so didnt think much of it, until the pain never went away for 2 days.
I went to A & E and the doctors X-Rayed me, i had broken my cheek bone in 3 places, and the cheek bone was about to fall off!!!
They said i can either opt to operate straight away, and be scarred for life in several places on my face, or risk healing with a dent in my face if, when the swelling had gone down, there was a dent.
Luckily, i risked the no-scars option, and you cannot tell my cheek bone is slightly indented.
Ive cut down on the drink since!!!
2007-02-05 19:05:41 · answer #2 · answered by Allen 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
30 Dec 2005 - I went out and got drunk with friends. I don't even smoke cigarettes, so I don't know why I did it, but I stepped outside to have a smoke with some people I was talking to. It gave me the spins so bad that they wouldn't let me back in the bar.
So, I started "walking" home (less than a mile away). I got 2 blocks from the bar when I tripped and fell. It hurt really bad, but I didn't pay attention as I was just determined to get home.
When I woke up in the morning, my hand was swollen and hurt like hell. I had broken my left ring finger at the base of my knuckle somehow. Well, I got up and went to the ER at the hospital. I spent 9 hours in the ER and by the time I got back, everyone was going out for NYE 2006. I ate a bunch of pain pills (Norco) and went to bed.
Later, I got a flashback from my roommate who was home when I arrived the previous night. He said I was flat palm slapping his window to get him to let me in because the front door was locked. When he got up, he said "First, I'm surprised you didn't put your hand through my window with the way you were slapping it. Second, the front door was unlocked to begin with!"
Yeah, my finger still doesn't work right. Apparently, I ripped some tendons too. Ouch!
2007-02-05 18:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was very silly one night, my husband then boyfriend was in a lock in called me very pissed to come & collect him.
Daft bugger picks him up at 0230hrs drive home.
Bear in mind there is nobody about at that time of the morning WRONG as we are going along of course this little voice says Im going to be sick.
I dont stop so he winds down his window.
I see a bloke on a bike in front of us so not giving a monkeys about my husband keep driving.
As we got parallel yes you got it he throws up all over the poor bloke.
Sorry but I kept going all i could see in my rear view mirror was this poor chap giving us the V sign I'm sure there were some expletives as well.
My husband the next day had a flash back & realised what he had managed to do.
2007-02-06 03:21:33 · answer #4 · answered by echo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago I blacked out in my dorm room after drinking cheap vodka all night with my roommate and her sister. I woke up the next day terribly hung over and had to be told later that day that we had felt eachother up topless and she let me go down on her. I don't remember any of it... which is disappointing... and I had never done anything with another female before...
Certainly not the best drunk story but it was certainly shocking to me.
2007-02-05 20:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by MandooPandoo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I once got naked at a party because I was drunk. I once ended up sleeping in a ditch. I have done a lot of crazy stuff while drunk. I once set my trousers on fire by accident. I have fallen into the River Ouse in York. I once was drunk enough to go to the shop and buy as gifts for my mates a load of porno magazines (most of these mates were girls).
2007-02-05 18:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Just met my new bf(ex now)and had a bit much too drink and was feeling rather sick,we were in his house and i ended up with my head down the loo trying to be sick,he came in and done the gentlemanly thing and knelt behind me rubbing my back,i then heaved and did a big loud smelly fart right in his face!As you can imagine i was mortified and he never let me live it down,it didn`t put him off me though and we were together 6 years.Unfortunately!!
2007-02-05 18:55:57 · answer #7 · answered by onlyme 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went to a neighbour's New Years eve party when I was 17, I drank so much, I had to crawl home, which took me three hours, and I only lived across the road!
2007-02-05 18:59:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Two drunks are sitting in a bar when one throws up over himself. "Damn," he says. "My wife is going to kill me when she sees this."
"It's not a problem," says the second drunk. "Just put £20 in your shirt pocket. When she asks what it's for, say a man threw up on you and gave you £20 to get your shirt cleaned."
"That's a great idea," says the first drunk, and to celebrate they buy each other many drinks.
Later the first drunk returns home. "Look at the state of you!" shouts his wife. "You're covered in vomit!"
"It's not my fault," replies the drunk. "A man threw up on me and gave me £20 to get it cleaned up." Saying this, the drunk hands his wife some money.
"What do you mean, £20?" says his wife, "There's £40 here."
"Oh yes," replies the drunk. "I forgot to mention, he crapped in my pants too." :)
2007-02-05 18:52:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
people tend to lose their inhibitions when they've had a few drinks, don't they ? i should know...... i ended up in bed with another girl after we'd had a night out...... lol..... i've never regretted it though - it was just one of life's experiences !
2007-02-05 18:48:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋