i dont want to go because were having a test i didnt study for
2007-02-05 10:37:46 · 14 answers · asked by steven j 1 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Well...I never try to help you school kids w/ stuff but if you promise me you'll study up and go the next day.....put the thermometer next to your bedside light for a moment so you get a nice 100, 101 temp. Shame on me.
But I will call yer mom if you try this more than once..........
2007-02-05 10:42:37 · answer #1 · answered by tharnpfeffa 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And you're gonna spend all day studying for it, right, not wasting time on playstation just because you can get away with it? Riiight?
Tell your mom you have a headache, a really stabbing headache, and rub that bump at the back of your head on the lower right... classic migraine symptom. You can also mention that you feel just the littlest bit nauseous.
Or if she's cool, just explain that you want time to study for this test, and see if she'll call in that you're sick for a half-day or something.
2007-02-05 18:47:21 · answer #2 · answered by teresathegreat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Consult the movie Ferris Buellers Day Off for a full dissertation on how to fake being sick.
2007-02-05 18:41:15 · answer #3 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat something slippery like noodles and right after use the end of your toothbrush you dont brush with and gag yourself till you throw up and just look really worn out and tired perhaps distant and just be like oh my gosh I feel awful it works quite well..for me..but Im a pro at getting out of school :P good luck kiddo!
2007-02-05 18:43:23 · answer #4 · answered by jamie f 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't want to tolerate you but I do perfectly understand your reason. Try to put some garlic with skin peeled I mean garlic skin, under your under arm. You will have instant fever. After that study. Good luck.
2007-02-05 18:43:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's a medicine you can take that produces symtoms of a heart attack. Find some and take it. Believe me, you'll never want to fake an illness again!
2007-02-05 18:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Fake like your stomach or head is hertin get a real hot towel and put it on your head our just put on alot of clothes when you go to sleep so when you wake up u will be sweaty and hot.
2007-02-05 18:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by Denise B 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fake a rash by scratching your hand a lot until its red
2007-02-05 18:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by R3DF1R3 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Start Coughing and tell you parents you have a really bad sore throat.
2007-02-05 18:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by Jacuzzi Lover 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just run around a lot so u can get a headache, it works for me lol
2007-02-05 18:41:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋