Italians Are Amazing Yes ????

Question

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was playing.

A sign read: "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian." The salesman bought a ticket & sat down. There, under The Big Top, in the center ring, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Italian.

Suddenly, the old man dropped his pants, whipped out his huge male member and smashed all the walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupted in applause & the elderly Italian was carried off on their shoulders.

15 years later the salesman visited the same little town, found the same circus and saw the same faded sign that read, "Don't Miss The Amazing Italian." He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive much less still doing his act! He bought a ticket.
Again, the center ring was illuminated.

This time, however, instead of walnuts, 3 coconuts were placed on the table. The Italian stood before them, then suddenly dropped his pants & smashed the coconuts with 3 swings of his amazing member. The crowd went wild!

Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. You're incredible!" he told the Italian,” But I have to know something. I saw your act 15 years ago & you were using walnuts. Why the switch from walnuts to coconuts?"

....."Well," said the Italian, "My eyes aren't what they used to be".



"Us Older guys are amazing ... only our eyesight goes... Ha ha!"

Answer 1

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

Funny! 100!

Answer 3

Rotflmso

Answer 4

I kinda get it, but I don't think I get it all the way.

Answer 5

what the heck

Answer 6

i kinda don't get it

Answer 7

Funny, but... what the...?

Answer 8

lol

Answer 9

hehe...