An 80 year old man was having his annual check up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle, and do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.
2007-02-05 09:50:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Naw. I knew this guy.
He went to the doctors and said "Hey doc. I'm getting married to a 19 year old lap dancer and I'd like some advice on how to keep her happy."
"Well," Said the doctor smiling. "If I were you I'd take in a lodger. That should do the trick."
The old man looked confused but nodded and went away. Three months later he was back.
"Hi old timer, great to see you. How's the wife?"
"That's what I've come to see you about doc. She's pregnant."
"Very good, very good." Smiled the doctor, "And how's the lodger?"
"Well that's the problem doc." Replied the old man ruefully, "She's pregnant too!"
2007-02-05 10:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good
Obviously a grudge baby
2007-02-05 09:55:31 · answer #2 · answered by edwin4208 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good 10/10 lol
2007-02-05 10:28:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good Madam
2007-02-05 09:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, this joke is getting a bit old now it has been on a few times before
2007-02-05 09:55:12 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one ! 8/10.
2007-02-05 18:57:21 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one I gave you a star!
2007-02-05 09:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by moegreen29 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top joke Emma, love it
2007-02-05 09:58:06 · answer #8 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very gud, keep em cumin
2007-02-05 10:03:01 · answer #9 · answered by crazychick_woman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard that one somewhere before, but it is pretty cute!!
2007-02-05 10:03:55 · answer #10 · answered by freebird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋