A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies
"No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."
2007-02-05 09:39:44 · 15 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'm just in a libary at mo and i laughed out loud and got a warning!!! (thanks alot) very funny tho i must admit.
2007-02-05 23:40:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monkey bars look like a ladder placed horizontally over poles on each side. Each set of poles has a bar across on the bottom so you can step up to reach the "ladder" part.
2016-05-24 19:26:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont know, but...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with. The other one is for groceries. =)
2007-02-05 09:43:20 · answer #3 · answered by Briiie.<3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And to the piano players surprise he did
2007-02-05 10:05:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perleeeease!
2007-02-05 10:25:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good punchline gigi going to bed to tired to answer your last one thats a morning job 10/10
2007-02-05 09:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
DONT GET IT.5/10
2007-02-05 09:48:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very funny !
2007-02-05 18:58:48 · answer #8 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Droll & older than my Grandmother!
2007-02-05 09:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by NEIL P 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That really is taking the mickey, i'd have gone ape......
2007-02-05 10:00:36 · answer #10 · answered by Rod Stewart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋