A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"
2007-02-05 09:38:27 · 19 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
danthecanman but its the joke and riddle section, last time i looked it was meant for jokes and riddles.
oh dear dear me
this sometimes feels like banging ones head against a brick wall
LOL
2007-02-05 09:48:05 · update #1
Ah that's my favorite joke.
What do pirates get charged for piercings?
A Buck an Ear.
2007-02-05 09:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by alwaysmoose 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Star for you! that's an all time favorite of mine!!!! It's so dumb and random it is funny! I love it, I used to annoy everyone with this, anytime I'd tell a joke I'd tell that one and I'd be the only one laughing, but that just makes it more fun for me.
2016-05-24 19:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved that. It's nice.
Here's one on marriage for you, more of a statement than a joke...
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
2007-02-05 09:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best
On the theme of Pirates - why are they called "Pirates"
Because they ARRGGH!!!
I love that one - HEHE!
2007-02-05 10:02:53 · answer #4 · answered by Tim2Die 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny a great and balanced joke.
It could happen to anybody.
2007-02-05 09:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by Shuggy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
gigi you crack me up, i love the joke! Don't mind those idiots who don't even know they're visiting the jokes and riddles section! shows you how brainless they are...love your jokes, keep them coming girl!
2007-02-06 00:46:59 · answer #6 · answered by Boo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A local pirate?
2007-02-05 09:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
wow gigi, i dont get how you can tell all these great joke but ALWAYS seem to get people complaining and b!tching about them, poor you. i love your jokes so just tell em' to swivel, lol.
2007-02-05 10:04:22 · answer #8 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and he scratched his balls and turned into a female 10/10
2007-02-05 09:48:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, but its not a question. If you came up with that you are incredible.
2007-02-05 09:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by Todd 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋