2007-02-05 09:07:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Call it "liquid acid", and we'll pay you $10 for just a couple of drops on a tiny piece of paper.
2007-02-05 09:17:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could try plagiarising ideas from a number of well established sources, then refute all claims that you have done so, and loudly say (shout, indeed, if necessary, to drown out your detractors) that your water is The One True Water.
No, that wouldn't work on Atheists, would it?
In that case, the whole mystical fairy tale theme wont work, either.
How about rationalism, and honesty?
It's Water, it's not really Magic, and it wont Heal anything... Except your thirst!
(At this point, thrust the bottle towards them, and look excited).
2007-02-12 10:53:01 · answer #2 · answered by busted.mike 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you are not able to fool yourself properly as yet.Why do not you present a true healing water which can cure the Atheists of their psychological ills?
2007-02-13 05:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by shahinsaifullah2006 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You shouldn't be able to con anyone into that.
I'm a Christian and I know that that's a joke. You may be able to sell that stuff to some of my brothers in Christ, but you can sell almost anything to people (atheists included) if they're dumb enough.
You could sell the stuff if you met an atheist stupid enough.
2007-02-05 17:11:49 · answer #4 · answered by bradley 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the belief in nothing is a lonely place.if you dont believe in a higher power or any thing else why buy magice water.
2007-02-13 15:21:39 · answer #5 · answered by iamwhoiam151 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Convince me that it's magic viagra water, and I might just fall for it.
2007-02-05 17:10:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wrong demo. My Catholic aunt goes to Medjugorie to get holy water for her MS - why don't you try to sell her a few jugs.
2007-02-05 17:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by jonjon418 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will buy some if you throw in false hope and wishful thinking for free.
2007-02-05 17:11:03 · answer #8 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
quit giving out free samples
2007-02-05 17:13:30 · answer #9 · answered by Josephus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The key word here being "fool".....
2007-02-05 17:10:37 · answer #10 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋