So it's this guy's birthday. His father is poor, and all he can give him is a duck. But he feels bad, so he tells his son to go out into the world and trade the duck for something better. So the son goes out and the first person he sees is a hooker. He asks the hooker if she will have sex with him in exchange for the duck. She agrees. But when they are done, she is so impressed that she offers to let him keep the duck if they can have sex again. He agrees. After he leaves the hooker, the duck starts getting agitated and flys out of the guy's arms and right into the grill of an oncoming beer truck. The guy gets out of the truck and says he's sorry, and will give the guy two bucks for his dead duck. He agrees and goes back home. His dad asks him, "How'd you make out?". He says, "Well, I got a **** for a duck, a duck for a ****, and two bucks for a ****** up duck."
2007-02-05 09:04:41 · 2 answers · asked by All!c@ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles