2007-02-05 08:42:05 · 24 answers · asked by GODZILLA 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
everybody knows private detectives don't exist. No, wait!
2007-02-05 08:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
We have your soul right here and if you ever want to see it again, you will leave $1,004,321 in the alley behind the 1st Annointed Tabernacle of the Damned. Don't try anything funny unless you want your soul working in our unholy sweatshop for eternity!
Sincerely,
Not Boux....... someone else entirely
2007-02-05 16:55:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check with 7-11 the third shelf over.
2007-02-05 16:54:38 · answer #3 · answered by bocasbeachbum 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. very funny. But apparently you do need to hire a private detective. God! =)
2007-02-05 16:49:41 · answer #4 · answered by Gods Girl...check my new profile 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its the souls nature to with draw from that we attract to our selves
do as i do loose your name and get a newname with a new soul
dont need ac privite detective just a name change for when ego gets ahead of that we really are.
2007-02-05 16:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought I told you to put a leash on that thing!
Now you're going to have everyone looking around for your soul!
This is going to take all week!
2007-02-05 16:46:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why waste time and money? Have some one Pinch really hard, if the reply is ouch, your soul in in tact.
2007-02-05 17:13:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your soul is your mind, will and emotions. Do you mean you gave it to the devil? If so you may still have time to repent, ask God to forgive you of your sins and ask Jesus to come into your life. Hurry Today may be your last!
2007-02-05 16:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by white dove 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just watch soul train over and over again until you find it.
2007-02-05 16:45:26 · answer #9 · answered by Militant Agnostic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
for assistance locating stolen souls, contact:
Satan's Second Hand Shop
1-666-THEBIGLIE
the call is toll free for fools!
2007-02-05 16:51:19 · answer #10 · answered by Chef Bob 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋