The time is fast approaching that many "believers" will curse God!
And many "unbelievers" will be on their knees crying out to Him!
Dominus Satanis
2007-02-05 08:32:36 · 10 answers · asked by Dominus Satanis 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well surely if the time is approaching when believers are cursing the thing they believe in, and unbelievers are crying out to something they don't believe in...there's never been a better time to laugh? Sounds like a Greek comedy of the Apocalypse, doesn't it?
"Damn you, O great all-powerful one!"
"Heck, I know you're not real, but could you help me anyway?!"
Gives me a chuckle.
2007-02-05 08:38:46 · answer #1 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be glad to keep everyone's nuts warm for the winter :D
2016-05-24 19:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And what does a squirrel do to get to the meat inside the nut?
2007-02-05 08:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by Guvo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The squirrel most likely knows how to construct a sentence too.
2007-02-05 08:41:18 · answer #4 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you telling me I may lose my nuts if I don't submit to the Lord?
2007-02-05 08:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One can learn a lot from a squirrel.
2007-02-05 08:37:29 · answer #6 · answered by MotherMayI? 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
are you trying to be deep or confusing, because you've achieve both. It's the 'YOU GOING TO HELL IF YOU DON"T BELIEVE IN GOD' that's turning me away from the religion.
2007-02-05 08:37:01 · answer #7 · answered by my alias 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can you feel my nuts?
2007-02-05 08:35:01 · answer #8 · answered by FAUUFDDaa 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nuts you said ?
2007-02-05 08:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by Peace 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah...ok...
2007-02-05 08:35:11 · answer #10 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋