God had to make animals dumber than reptiles to believe in Jesus
2007-02-05 07:52:12 · 14 answers · asked by Sean 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I heard that they are just the leftovers from an alien picnic.
2007-02-05 07:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by Militant Agnostic 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
really the cavemen were an excellent-functional race that continuously battled the dinosaurs who ought to combine and change into great-dinosaurs. they warred for an rather really lengthy time period (like 100 million years) and then the people lasernuked the ultradinosaur who change into made out of 50 huge dinosaurs notwithstanding it change into too on the aspect of their major base and a great number of human beings died. notwithstanding the war nevertheless went on. extraterrestrial beings
2016-11-02 10:00:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dinosaurs weren't reptiles.
2007-02-05 08:01:53 · answer #3 · answered by Dysthymia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Animals don't believe in Jesus. They were created for the pleasure of men and for the glory of God.
2007-02-05 08:07:47 · answer #4 · answered by LittleSis 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought that Jeebus ate all the dinos once they hopped off the Ark... either that or god killed them all when he got into a fight with all the dinos and beat them in a Royal Rumble.
2007-02-05 08:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boooo Hissssss
2007-02-05 07:56:24 · answer #6 · answered by Jeanmarie 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yes. Its now known that T Rex were atheists, as were the Brontosaurus and Pteridactyl. Therefore, they felt the wrath of God and were replaced by humans.
2007-02-05 07:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh goodness, I got a good laugh out of this one. I saw the question (without the details). Didn't know if it was sarcasm or some loony who was really being serious. You're funny!
2007-02-05 07:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by eastchic2001 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I'm disappointed, I thought you were going to share some relevant knowledge ;P
2007-02-05 07:58:01 · answer #9 · answered by rezany 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.
i think he was jealous. u know there are lizards that can walk on water...
think god wanted jesus to be a lizard. jesus was a disappointment... =[
infact not to long ago, a komodo dragon layed and fertalized 8 eggs herself, were supposed to hatch around christmas. god finally got around to creating his little Jesus Lizards... which one will save your soul?
2007-02-05 07:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋