My cat has been acting very suspicious lately. She is constantly eavesdropping on my phone conversations, and I have a strong suspicion that she has been opening my mail, reading it then resealing the envelop to cover her tracks.
2007-02-05 07:37:02 · 14 answers · asked by whodeyflya 6 in Pets ➔ Cats
Hmmm..maybe she suspects that you are planning on getting another cat.. She probably just needs some reasurrance that you would never abandon her, and that even if you ever got another cat, you would still love her the same. She is probably feeling insecure. Give her lots of extra love. That should increase her self esteem and help her to stop feeling the need to spy and be sneaky.
he he he he he :-)
2007-02-05 07:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by PennyPickles17 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Has your kitty joined Homeland Security? Do you hear strange clicks on the phone? Does she suddenly stop talking to other cats when you walk into the room? Are there alot of calls to the Washington DC area code and Arlington VA?
Is there are reason your cat should suspect you? Have you been overseas lately? Hiding anything? What's that smirk for? You think this is funny? Listen tough guy we have ways....
2007-02-05 08:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by Andy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, when you come home is Fox News on? If so then your cat may be a republican and is secretly gathering info on you left wing commie subversive types.
I would try putting cat nip on your letter box then when she is as high as a kite take some incriminating photos and threaten to send them to MoveOn.org if her extremist behavior doesn't stop.
2007-02-05 11:21:01 · answer #3 · answered by Morgan W 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your cat IS spying on you. They're planning on taking over the world. Be careful, they are very tricky. You should assassinate your cat before she kills you. Try making it chase a ball of string into a busy highway ... or just stop feeding it.
OR.... go take a thorazine drip and see if your dillusions go away.... either way.
2007-02-05 09:26:10 · answer #4 · answered by Ecofreako 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
She probably is lonely, and wants attention. Are you gone most of the day at work? If so, I recommend you get another cat to keep her company!
2007-02-05 11:25:49 · answer #5 · answered by ☼SoccerGirl☼ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is very common, but you are in no danger so long as you promise she's the only one, and give her lots of gifts and treats. Otherwise you might end up with her confronting you with something unwanted soaked into your bedsheets!
2007-02-05 07:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mail yourself a letter and paste it closed with a mix of white pepper. You get the point.
2007-02-05 07:56:20 · answer #7 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have asked all the Cool Cats I know about this and they all say the same thing. MEOW!
2007-02-05 07:46:27 · answer #8 · answered by davenarmy66 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can't. they watch us bald, talking monkeys very closely so they can report back to the mothership about us. treat your cat like the god it is & soon, they'll all know what a worthy human you are.
2007-02-05 08:37:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! That's VERRY strange. Maybe someone replaced your cats with a camera decoy. You may want to call the police if matters get desperate. Maybe it'll be replaced by a gun and shoot you! WATCH OUT!!!
2007-02-05 08:42:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋