add your own awnsers :D free points for sure
2007-02-05 07:34:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry spelling error :
why did the chicken CROSS the road?
2007-02-05 07:35:58 · update #1
to get to the other side!
2007-02-05 07:47:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I like free points.
Probably crossed the road to join all the other chickens over there, a lot of chickens seem to be crossing the road
2007-02-05 15:45:01 · answer #2 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because she was a sl*t.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because he saw the sl*t chicken there.
Sorry, had to bleep out the letter "u" because of the censors.
2007-02-05 16:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by Mia R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because its a (censored) Jew. Jews think they can just (censored) cross the street whenever they want. Jewish chickens are responsible for all the wars in the world
no offense to anyone
2007-02-05 18:02:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Probably because it liked to live dangerously...yeah, that's the ticket...it was also blindfolded and loaded drunk...weaved it's way to the other side..to prove it could. ok. the end.
2007-02-05 15:47:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cos da chicken wanted to go to kfc!
2007-02-09 10:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
His ex wife was right behind him
2007-02-05 15:55:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
...because it didn't want to be sacrificed for Eid!!!
2007-02-05 15:51:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋