A woman whos 3 feet tall with a flat head!! give reason why!!!
Whoever gives me the funniest answer will get 10 points
2007-02-05 07:23:32 · 12 answers · asked by chimi c 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she's perfect cuz i can watch my favorite sport as she performs fellatio while keeping my chilled budweiser on her flat head. lol....
2007-02-05 08:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by nfocuz00 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2016-03-29 06:19:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
She was wacked in the head with a large cement brick that dwarfed her size down to three feet...
She's the ideal mate for you because that just happens to be the height of your weenie.
....and people say that things in life happen for a reason, though you're not complaining!
2007-02-05 07:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it sounds like she would be the perfect height to give you a BJ standing up and the fact that her head is flat sounds like she is pretty good at it.....
2007-02-05 10:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by Rochelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because she is a special dinner table and you put a big flat circle piece of wood on er head
Or she is so small that she fits in a frying pan and shrinks and gets her head hit on the sealing and go's flat
2007-02-05 07:36:30 · answer #5 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your ideal woman sounds like the cheat from homestar runner.
2007-02-05 07:35:44 · answer #6 · answered by Tikimaskedman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That way when you need to get the things at the back of the cupboard you have a footstool handy.
2007-02-05 07:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by bassdog65 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to put ur beer on and ur other food on
and shes the perfect height to give u a bl*wjob
2007-02-05 09:58:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can put your beer bottle on her head and have a personal walking tray table/cup holder
2007-02-05 07:35:15 · answer #9 · answered by Rob 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hmm? well she probably had a little to much pancakes if she is flat headed
2007-02-05 07:36:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋